By Reece McGowan
Ever since February 16, I have been sat every Sunday, binge-watching the newest episode of The White Lotus. From scandals to secrets, this season is serving up more than just a luxurious escape – it’s giving look after look. But the real question is: if you checked into The White Lotus, what would your wardrobe say about you?
Are you giving quiet luxury like Victoria Ratliff? Perhaps a boho-chic goddess like Belinda Lindsey? Or even a bold print icon like Chelsea? You may have that classic preppy edge like Saxon Ratliff. Or, finally, are you the cool, avant-garde trendsetter like Mook?
Pack your imaginary suitcase and take this quiz to find out which White Lotus: Season 3 character best matches your vacation wardrobe – before the drama unfolds.
- Where are you going?
- A: a private Maldives island with private butlers and a personal chef
- B: a secluded hut deep in the Madgascar rainforest
- C: a lively all-inclusive Cancun resort with a DJ playing 24/7
- D: a stay at a château in the French countryside
- E: a spiritual retreat in the Amazon rainforest
- What item is a must-have for your trip?
- A. an Hermès Kelly
- B: a handwoven straw beach bag filled with books
- C: chunky vintage Chanel pearls
- D: a timeless Cartier Tank watch and Saint Laurent Tribute Mules
- E: a bucket hat you bought from a local kiosk
- What’s your vacation style?
- A: quiet luxury – oversized Bottega sunglasses, linen pants, and neutral tones
- B: boho-chic – straw bags, flowy maxi dresses, and free-spirited
- C: maximalist glam – flashy jewelry, sky-high platforms, and vibrant prints
- D: coastal summer – steamed Oxford shirts, khaki shorts, and a Ralph Lauren sweater tied over the shoulders
- E: artsy – vintage kimonos, beaded necklaces, and locally crafted items
- What’s your favorite vacation shoe?
- A: Hermès Oran slides
- B: Gold lace-up sandals or barefoot
- C: Versace platforms
- D: Gucci loafers or Adidas Sambas
- E: Vintage tennis shoes or beaded flats made by a local artist
Drumroll, please … Based on your answers, here’s the character you embody!
Mostly A’s → Victoria Ratliff
You are quiet luxury – always elegant, but minimal. You lean towards timeless pieces that hint at wealth without being showy. Think Hermès Kelly bags and huge Bottega sunnies – the epitome of high society.
Mostly B’s → Belinda Lindsey
Your style is free-spirited and earthy. You are laid-back, think Bohemian chic. Picture straw beach bags and flowy maxi dresses.
Mostly C’s → Chelsea
When you walk into a room, all eyes are on you. Whether that’s because of your bold outfit or the drama that follows you, you always turn heads. You always are dressed to impress – chunky Chanel pearls and flashy Versace platforms in all.
Mostly D’s → Saxon Ratliff
Similar to Victoria Ratliff, you sport polished and classic preppy fashion. Your vacation staple outfit is a crisp linen shirt, tailored navy shorts, and Gucci loafers. Your look is relaxed but still elegant, perfect for yacht outings.
Mostly E’s → Mook
Your style is eclectic and artsy. You prefer shopping the local kiosks for beaded jewelry and vintage kimonos. You love pairing vintage with modern and mixing all different types of patterns. You’re the cool, avant-grade trendsetter.
